Consumption is in the veins.

~ Est. 1997 ~ Jasmine-Kate ~ Red roses darling ~ Sex.Food.Sleep.Money.Sex ~

extradan:

lost-tardis:

twerking-on-the-tardis:

margosaur:

bassrx:

piertotum-locomottor:

fuzzykitty01:

This guy wins at life.

it’s funny how you already suppose a guy did it

It’s funny how feminists suck the fun out of everything

It’s funny how you assumed it was a feminist.

it’s funny how you guys cant see a harmless comment on a post without bringing sexism into it and getting offended over nothing

its funny how you can see the guy’s reflection in the glass

extradan:

lost-tardis:

twerking-on-the-tardis:

margosaur:

bassrx:

piertotum-locomottor:

fuzzykitty01:

This guy wins at life.

it’s funny how you already suppose a guy did it

It’s funny how feminists suck the fun out of everything

It’s funny how you assumed it was a feminist.

it’s funny how you guys cant see a harmless comment on a post without bringing sexism into it and getting offended over nothing

its funny how you can see the guy’s reflection in the glass

image

(Source: 4gifs, via i-fell-into-a-sarchasm)

“My life is a struggle between my need for acceptance, my fear of rejection, and a desire to not care at all.”

—   Anonymous (via wnq-writers)

(via ha-ze)

dion-thesocialist:

rakshar:

dion-thesocialist:

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

your forgiven.

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

(via bburialatsea)

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

(Source: xylemphone, via rumorsbecomereality)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle, via randomstupidchaos)

“No, fuck you. I was worth it.”

—   and I’m still worth it // R.R.  (via elauxe)

(via theobsessivelyimperfect)

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

(via innapropri8)

“One day you’ll kiss someone and know those are the lips you want to kiss for the rest of your life.”

—   (via blissxtide)

(Source: iheartnatqtpie88, via diligit-somnis)

“There’s nothing wrong with a classy girl who has a dirty mind.”

—   (via psyxchotic)

(Source: kelsealoowho, via shewaswonderstruck)

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag, via theobsessivelyimperfect)

korra:

i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

(via theobsessivelyimperfect)