Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.
how to be cool
A) cool sunglasses emoji
is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format
so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.
I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me
"You’re the only girl I talk to"
"I got you, trust me"
"Im not like all the other guys"
"Don’t worry about her, she’s just a friend"
"I don’t have hoes"
"I just want you"